Volume 31 Issue 3

Top Ten

Top Ten Hottest Christmas Gifts this Year

Written by: The MQ

FeaturesOther Features

The MQ’s Stuart Art Collection Piece

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ArticlesNews

Literature Major Mistakes Sign for Signified

Written by: Theo Erickson

“I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes,” said third-year Literature/Writing major Ace Bassington.Photo by Liv Gilbert Literature major Earnest Bytheway has reportedly mistaken …

FeaturesOther Features

Celebrity Blind Items

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Top Ten

Top Ten Ways to Catch Santa in the Act

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ArticlesEditorialOpinion

A Call to Pirates and Landlubbers Alike

Written by: Annelise McCullough

Ahoy there! This be pirate captain Blondebeard, scourge of the seven seas, with an urgent message for all ye mermaids, mermen, and scallywags of unspecified gender …

Sunday Comics

If I’m Failing, I’m Gonna be Hot

Written by: Ryan Rainer

ArticlesCampusNews

AWP ‘Diversity Filter’ Working as Intended

Written by: Janice Kim

“We hold students coming from the most diverse backgrounds to a higher standard, because we know they need it,” said Chancellor Pradeep K. Khosla.Photo by Liv …

Top Ten

Top Ten Things to Be Thankful For

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Skyboxes

Hobby Lobby Remodels to Form Pyramid Scheme

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