June 3, 2026 You look delectable. Volume XXXII Issue VII

Top Ten Ways to Get Rich Quick

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

November 27, 2024

  1. Frack
  2. Sell bootstraps
  3. Buy crypto 10 years ago
  4. Trust in the American dream
  5. Place all of your teeth under your pillow
  6. Create a GoFundMe for your fake illness
  7. Sell elevator passes to freshmen
  8. Start manifesting now
  9. Print more money
  10. Drop out
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