Top Ten Ways to Get Rich Quick

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. Frack
  2. Sell bootstraps
  3. Buy crypto 10 years ago
  4. Trust in the American dream
  5. Place all of your teeth under your pillow
  6. Create a GoFundMe for your fake illness
  7. Sell elevator passes to freshmen
  8. Start manifesting now
  9. Print more money
  10. Drop out

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