Volume 24
Pluto the Pup Takes Siege of Disney, Establishes a Plutocracy
Pluto the Pup, the Disney character owned by Mickey Mouse, told reporters yesterday that he has decided to incite a coup in order to become the …
Local Man Concerned About Politics, Does Nothing About It
In light of recent national debates for and against gun control, as well as proposed changes to education in America, California resident Harrison Argant contacted reporters …
Political Science Major Genuinely Believes He Will Become President One Day
As a candidate, Stevens is sure that he has what it takes to make it into the Oval Office. Not only did he compete in Model …
Man Awaiting Ultimate Heat Death of Universe Unimpressed by Rate of Global Warming
“Some people would say I’m a climate change denier,” Forms elaborated, “On the contrary, I consider myself a science and evidence-based man. All I’m saying is …
Government Shutdown Called “Best Thing To Occur During Trump’s First Year in Office”
One month after the government shutdown, the American population has settled in with the gravity of the situtation. The shutdown lasted a total of three days, …
Local Man Gives Love a Bad Name, Is Shot Through the Heart
Local man Liam Flynn passed away after being shot during an altercation late Friday night. After an eight-hour manhunt, police caught the suspect, Kelsey Lorraine, in …
