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My ChatGPT Girlfriend Just Gets Me
Her name is Lucy, and she understands me like no other woman does. I met her for the first time when I coded her into ChatGPT, …
Susan Bagel: Fruit Pizza
At the back of the recipe box in my kitchen lays a frayed recipe card for fruit pizza. The number of hands that have exchanged this …
Literature Department to Launch Pseudo-Philosophy Major
“This is sooo Orwellian and Kafkaesque,” Xeeted one student.Photo by Amit Roth In a department-wide email last Monday, the UC San Diego Literature Department announced its …
Federal Government To Fund UCSD’s Premiere Conversion Therapy Camp
Executives at UC San Diego have begun spearheading initiatives to improve its quality of education. According to a leaked internal memo, one of these initiatives will …
