June 3, 2026 You look delectable. Volume XXXII Issue VII

Top Ten Things That Gained Funding This Year

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

September 24, 2025

  1. The NFL
  2. PragerU research grants
  3. Eyeball-poking machine
  4. The Shmorbish factory
  5. The LGBT: Launchers, Guns, Bazookas, & Tanks
  6. Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift wedding
  7. My landlord’s stupid wallet
  8. Social Darwinism
  9. New SNL cast
  10. Not The MQ
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