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If I’m Failing, I’m Gonna be Hot

Written by: Ryan Rainer

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AWP ‘Diversity Filter’ Working as Intended

Written by: Janice Kim

“We hold students coming from the most diverse backgrounds to a higher standard, because we know they need it,” said Chancellor Pradeep K. Khosla.Photo by Liv …

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Top Ten Things to Be Thankful For

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Hobby Lobby Remodels to Form Pyramid Scheme

Written by: The MQ

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What Are You Gonna Do? Not Use It?

Written by: Sylvia Terry

That’s right. It’s me. You know of me, you’ve lamented me, you’ve cursed me, you’ve wept for me, I’m certain of it. Nevertheless, I’m the only …

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UCSD Announces Inter-College Competition

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

“This is the first time I’ve seen Chancellor Khosla on campus,” said one student. “What a hunk!”Photo by Ezra Bihis This past Thursday, UC San Diego …

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Top Ten Ways to Get Rich Quick

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UCSD Unveils New Noise Regulations

Written by: Madeline Mozafari

“This really hertz,” said student Oswald Frequario.Photo by Madeline Mozafari and Liv Gilbert In anticipation of the upcoming Regents budget committee meeting, UC San Diego Facilities …

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Santa Claus Declared Enemy of State

Written by: Dylan Towner

“My mommy said Santa’s a Democrat, so I think he deserved it,” said local 7-year-old Annie Jones.Photo by Liv Gilbert The United States has announced that …