- Don’t use snow tires — they will melt!
- Sometimes you should brake check people
- The stop signs with white borders are optional
- If your car starts hydroplaning, shift into S for swim mode
- If someone passes you on the freeway, they’re flirting with you
- You should always have your high beams on at night
- A blue light means you’re wearing yellow glasses
- You’re supposed to use the whole speedometer
- Bond with your car by feeding it sugar cubes
- Keynesian Economics
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