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Congress Comes Out with ‘Don’t Say Straight’ Bill
“We just want to set the record str— uh… heterosexual,” said Barack Obama.Photo by Amit Roth Last month, President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. announced the BiPartisan …
‘Exceptionally Joyous’ American Makes US Happiest Country in the World
“They’re a glass full kinda guy,” said Chidi Pea.Photo by Destiney Friday After years of substandard rankings, the United States was ranked as the world’s happiest …
Taylor Swift Overcomes Cult of Personality and Industry Monopoly to Top the Charts
Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poet’s Department was met with mixed reviews from critics and broad commercial success when it debuted on April 19. “All 32 songs …
Horoscopes – May 2024
⦿ Gemini ⦿ May 21 – June 20Happy Gemini season! This month, your power-ups include perfectly reheating pizza, doing one point better than average on your …
HDH Changes Menu Following FDA Crackdown
“I still get food poisoning, but now I know exactly why,” said one student.Photo by Kai Nguyen The Triton2Go Mobile Order app has long been a …
Susan Bagel: Asparagus
This spring at the grocery store, I held a bundle of asparagus in my hands and ran a finger down a sinewy length. I thought perhaps …
I Must Return to the Real World
Beloved wizards and magicians of the greater San Diego area, it is time for me to hang up my hat and cloak in favor of the …
Chef Gets A Little Too Creative
Beaten to a pulp
