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Top Ten Questions Even the Riddler Can’t Answer
Can you see our screen? What’s up dog? How do we summon Herobrine? With inflation being so high, is it still a penny for your thoughts? …
Top Ten Uses for Your $200 Textbook
A tofu press A welcome mat A sleep aid (blunt force trauma) To recite from memory at an open mic night To cover up the comic …
Top Ten Things Your Orientation Leader Forgot to Mention
The gravity doesn’t work in York Hall UCSD is the Harvard of the West Refilling the Brita filter is a sign of weakness Our dining halls …
Top Ten Cheap Halloween Decorations
Grape jack-o’-lantern Dirt from outside Christmas decorations with angry eyebrows drawn on An oddly-shaped trash bag that definitely does not have a body in it The …
Top Ten Things the FBI Found in Mar-a-Lago
Waldo Home Alone 2: Lost in New Yorkon Blu-ray Love letters to Vladimir Putin A hole that just seems to godownwards forever A life-sized bust of …
Top Ten Sign-offs for Emailing Your Professors
Hello, Sorry, I Excel with Integrity, By the way, Australia is wider than the Moon, Please reply soon, my laptop is on fire and I have …
Top Ten Fast Food Secret Menu Items
Top Ten Fast Food Secret Menu Items The pre-pickle The BLTG Gringo style Gummy worm pasta Homosexual special (only available in June) Sour cream and onion …
Top Ten Things That Aren’t Getting Enough Attention Right Now
The clitoris Our LinkedIn profile The nearest exit, which might be behind you The fact that we’ve had two presidents named George Bush This great new …
Top Ten Things You Are Probably Doing That Make You a Horrible Person
Microwaving your food Making any sort of noise in a public place Taking the second-to-last cookie, initiating the final cookie standoff Exhaling carbon dioxide and contributing …
Top Ten New Laws of Physics
Quarks now have genders If you hold your breath, you can look at the sun We’re all puppets controlled by 11th-dimensional strings Left-handed people can now …
