March 13, 2024 Straight from the ass's mouth. Volume XXX Issue V

Written by: The MQ

June 1, 2022

Top Ten Fast Food Secret Menu Items

  1. The pre-pickle
  2. The BLTG
  3. Gringo style
  4. Gummy worm pasta
  5. Homosexual special (only available in June)
  6. Sour cream and onion fries
  7. For Whom the Taco Bell Tolls
  8. Impossible salad
  9. Primordial soup
  10. Greasy bag
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Last modified: May 30, 2022

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