Top Ten Reasons Pluto is Making a Comeback Pluto’s going to fight Mercury whenits in it’s next retrograde It’s far away from Earth, whereall the problems …

Top Ten Failed Broadway Musicals The Phantom of the Rave Daddy Mia! Sweeney Todd: The Barber That Gave a White Girl Cornrows Annie Get Your Senator …

Top Ten Reasons The Chickens Are Staging a Coup They realized they were low in thepecking order It was better than running around liketheir heads were …

Top Ten Similarities Between a Valentine’s Day Date and a Birthday Party at a Bowling Alley You were the only one who showed up A lot …

Top Ten Things You Can Tell a Politician That You Can’t Say to Your Significant Other We need to establish some term limits I’m just feeling …

Top Ten Things Your Mom Was Right About All Along You really did need that jacket That boy was up to no good You are just …

Top Ten Reasons The Queen of England Is Holding Out On Dying She’s rich, so unlike you she has access to healthcare She’s waiting for the …

Top Ten Similarities Between Astrologists and Politicians They’re both big fans of Ronald Reagan They’re both paid too much for what they do We know it’s …

Top Ten Reasons Your Independent Movie Flopped It portrayed an R-rated scene with puppets You made it free to download, so everyone thought it was a …

Top Ten Reasons Nobody is Going For the Turkey Your Mom Made It reeked of colonialism It’s as dry as her personality Everyone in the family …