Top Ten Reasons Your Independent Movie Flopped
- It portrayed an R-rated scene with puppets
- You made it free to download, so everyone thought it was a virus
- No one wants to see a gritty
- VeggieTales remake
- Having the same actor play every role in a film only works if they dress up differently
- No one would back it because your screenplay was written in Comic Sans
- You can barely pretend that you’re having a good day, did you really think you could direct a movie?
- Your movie is so independent that it decided instead of becoming a movie, it was going to go to art school
- You brought the wrong type of canon and your cast is dead
- You thought Sundance was just good luck ritual and you didn’t actually submit your movie.
- It starred Adam Sandler
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