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Top Ten Similarities Between Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald

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Top Ten Similarities Between Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald Natural redheads Mascots of late-stage capitalism Contributed to the collapse of the USSR Share the middle name …

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Top Ten Pairs of Guests to Invite to Your Graduation

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Top Ten Pairs of Guests to Invite to Your Graduation Simon and Garfunkel Your two most contagious friends The upper and lower halves of Darth Maul …

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Top Ten Last Words

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Top Ten Last Words Drunk driving? More like funk driving, hey-o! Haha, you’re on thin ice! Are you sure you put the poison in the other …

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Top Ten Best Names for Your Beloved Racehorse to Show How Much You Cherish Them

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Top Ten Best Names for Your Beloved Racehorse to Show How Much You Cherish Them Lyndon’s Big Johnson Horse Divorce Nightmare Nelson Piss Biscuit Pulitzer Prize …

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Top Ten Abominations Made by The Swiss Army Corporation

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Top Ten Abominations Made by The Swiss Army Corporation Swiss Army Spork Swiss Army Navy Swiss Army Nipple Piercing Swiss Army Wife Swiss Army Unstoppable Force …

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Top Ten Ways to Get Your Parents to Buy You Nintendo Games

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Hey Kidz! Do You Ever Have Trouble Getting Your Parents To Buy You the Latest Nintendo Games? Try Out These Methods To Convince Them!

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Top Ten Top Tens Top Ten Reasons the Chickens are Staging a Coup Top Ten Failed Broadway Musicals Top Ten Lesser-Known Crimes That Will Still Get …

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Top Ten Worst Reboots and Sequels This Year

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Top Ten Worst Reboots and Sequels This Year A shot-for-shot remake of “101Dalmatians” titled “Spot the Difference” Another live-action “The Cat in the Hat” The Bible …

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Top Ten Worst Parts of 2020

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Top Ten Worst Parts of 2020 The Epcot ball rolled away, flattening Orlando NPR rebranded as National Private Radio 20th Century Fox killed off Bart Simpson …

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Top Ten Things You Should Buy With Your Stimulus Check

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Top Ten Things You Should Buy With Your Stimulus Check A special order for a T-shirt that reads: “I went through unprecedented times and all I …