Top Ten Ways to Get Your Parents to Buy You Nintendo Games
- Hold your breath
- Start crying in Target
- Pretend to like WWII enough to sit through a documentary with your father
- Convince them it’s actually your birthday
- Steal it from GameStop so it’s a crime if they don’t
- Every time you pass buy a gaming display, tell your friends, “But I really love that game,” and it’ll roll to your house like the old Chef Boyardee commercials
- It may seem counterintuitive, but bribe them
- Say it promotes the word of Christ
- Pull out all your teeth and put them under your pillow
- Ask really, really nicely
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