Features
These are features from the newspaper. Centerspread and Backspread can also be found in their respective pages.
Mad Quibs – Barista Brawl
Mad Quibs – Barista Brawl
The Crossword
The Crossword SOLUTION Across 1: Fancy seafood order, aphrodisiac 11: What your Southern friend says is that blinking thing in the sky 15: Not me 16: …
Crossword Answers (secret!!!)
Crossword Answers (secret!!!) Don’t tell a soul about these.
Susan Bagel: Cheesecake
It was a good day today — at least, it seemed so at first. My afternoon was free, so I decided to do a little self-care. …
A Glimpse into the MQ in the Year 3022
Today, we time-traveled to UC San Diego in the year 3022. After going for a slime in the goop car and trying out the new “simulated death” machine, we stopped by the new MQ Office…
The MQ Goes on a Quest
After being cooped up inside on our computers for way too long, we decided to embark on a journey just to feel some sort of exhilaration…