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It was a good day today — at least, it seemed so at first. My afternoon was free, so I decided to do a little self-care. …
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Local high school junior Geoffrey Patrick Anderson received a score of 1500 on his SAT last week. According to a news tip emailed to a local …
Look at our fortunate son
Scene: It’s the first day of Spring Quarter, and I’m walking through Price Center. I am unbothered, serene even, as I dodge the usual lunchtime swarm …
Fighting for the moral high ground
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