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Take a Break or I’ll Take You Out

Written by: Erica Rosslee

I get it: life is hard. But I swear to God I am going to get you if you keep making me feel like shit all …

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Students Protest Overabundance of Midterms

Written by: Kocheng Lin

“Maybe you all should just learn faster,” said one professor.Photo by Dylan Schmidt Recently, UC San Diego’s One Midterm Only movement, took to Library Walk to …

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Chancellor Pradeep Khosla Reveals Himself as a ‘Regressor’, Vows To Repeat Term Until Every Student Wants Him Back

Written by: Ren Wallace

“Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember me, you are not alone.”Photo by Amit Roth In a revelation that has left …

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All I Do Is Talk, Because Nobody Listens

Written by: Destiney Friday

Every day I set up at another table at another college with another microphone and another stack of white hats. But these days, I never seem …

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Trump Declares Time Is Relative, No Need for Third Term

Written by: Farhad Taraporevala

“Time, just like the law, is fluid,” said Trump.Photo by Janice Kim In a press conference Thursday night, President Donald Trump announced he was no longer …

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Chemistry Department to Implement Official ‘Weeder Course’

Written by: Amit Roth

“This is not what I thought the class was going to teach,” said one stoner.Photo by Amit Roth In an effort to “weed out the weak,” …

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How The Sunshine Market Renovation Ruined My Life

Written by: Abby Offenhauser

Scene: It’s the first day of Spring Quarter, and I’m walking through Price Center. I am unbothered, serene even, as I dodge the usual lunchtime swarm …

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I Will Never Write an Editorial

Written by: Theo Erickson

When I was three years old my family took a vow of silence. My father refused to further pollute the marketplace of ideas with our half-baked …

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I Can’t Wait For the Free and Fair 2026 Elections!

Written by: Liv Gilbert

You’ve seen it, I’ve seen it, we’ve all seen it. That little orange thing that’s been all over the news lately. Such a dumb person in …

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La Jolla Homesteaders Share Plight

Written by: Sylvia

“I love how cottagecore this is!”, said one attendee.Photo by Liv Gilbert Members of La Jolla Homesteading took to the streets this week to oppose public …