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SPIN Scooter Claims First Life at UCSD Campus

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“My philosophy professor asked me what I would do when faced with the trolley problem,” said one SPIN user. “Today I found out.”Photo by Julia Wong …

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Professor Branches Out to Streaming Professionally After Lecture Recordings Succeed

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“I got banned from Twitch chat,” alleged one student. “Can I still pass the class?”Photo by Amit Roth The COVID-19 pandemic forced many aspects of modern …

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Throwing Food on Paintings Is an Ineffectual Protest vs. It Makes the Paintings Taste Better

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POINT: Throwing Food on Paintings Is an Ineffectual Protest I can’t believe people do this. This publicity stunt does nothing to talk about climate change. You …

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UCSD to Sell Triton2Go Boxes as Christmas Presents for Future Biologists

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“When they said UCSD had a weird culture, this is not what I thought they meant,” said Wheatthins.Photo by Romella Sagatelian Last week, HDH announced that …

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ITS Announces Hiring of Carrier Pigeons to Improve ResNet Speeds

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“My carrier pigeon isn’t helping at all. It built a ResNest in my dorm!” exclaimed one student.Photo by James Woolley In response to growing complaints, UCSD’s …

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Scientists Discover Long-Lost Thanksgiving Music

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“I’m so glad I have something to play loudly during dinner so I don’t have to talk to my family,” said Thanksgiving music enthusiast Davide Strallman.Photo …

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Sleep Tight, Don’t Let the Bed Bugs Bite! vs. All Families Deserve to Be Fed

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POINT: Sleep Tight, Don’t Let the Bed Bugs Bite! Within a week of moving into my new home, it was evident to me that I had …

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Netflix Responds to Criticism of Jeffrey Dahmer Series by Lengthening Show’s Title

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Netflix recently announced they would be partnering with Monster Energy to fund season two.Photo by Amit Roth This September, Netflix released Dahmer — Monster: The Jeffrey …

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Scientist Evolves to Eat Microplastics, Becomes World’s First Human 3D Printer

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“Life in plastic — it’s fantastic,” said Dr. Gabriel Barbecue.Photo by James Woolley Last month, Dr. Gabriel Barbecue checked himself into the hospital after experiencing severe …

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Return Black Friday to Its Roots

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If one more person disrespects the internationally-recognized holiday of Black Friday, I am going to lose it. The contempt when you dismiss this patriotic purchasing day …