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Take a Break or I’ll Take You Out

Written by: Erica Rosslee

I get it: life is hard. But I swear to God I am going to get you if you keep making me feel like shit all …

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LIFE Special Issue

Written by: The MQ

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Muir Introduces School of Life, MQ Office to Be Removed

Written by: The MQ

“Anyone got space for 26 office chairs and a mannequin?” asked one editor.Photo by Amit Roth This year, Muir College debuts its new “School of Life” …

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Philippine Political Dynasty Declares Trump ‘Woke’

Written by: Destiney Friday

Trump allegedly plans to annex the Philippines again in a reported “power move.”Photo by Amit Roth Early Monday morning, thousands gathered in Davao City, Philippines for …

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Business Department Mandates Monopoly for Course Credit

Written by: Carlos Ayala Santa Ana

“This is easily the hardest class I’ve ever taken,” said one International Business major.Photo by Jordan Whitlow Following a recent survey that revealed that approximately 99.99% …

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American Dream Deported

Written by: Alberto Ruiz

“At least we still have Manifest Destiny,” said Hare.Photo by Jordan Whitlow Leaked internal Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) communications revealed that last week, officers located …

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Forks on Roads Increase Traffic

Written by: Titus Chan

“Silver? Where?” said one driver.Photo by Austin Choy Last month, the Bureau of Accelerating Inland Transportation (BAIT), a recently established California government agency, passed a bill …

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Raccoons to Exterminate Pitcher Plants that Exterminate Raccoons

Written by: Janice Kim

“I’m too smart to fall into a pitcher PLAAAAAAAAAAANT!” said one student.Photo by Jordan Whitlow After a record number of students were offered on-campus housing through …

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AI-Run X Accounts Devalue Words, Pictures Now Worth 2000

Written by: Amit Roth

“Forcing my oomfs to take the Turing Test”, said one X user.Photo by Amit Roth and Claire Cover Twitter, formally known as X, allowed users to …

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Traffic Laws Apply to Scooters Too vs. Huh? I Can’t Hear You Through My AirPods

Written by: Gavriel Feria

Point: Traffic Laws Apply to Scooters Too It totally didn’t surprise me last week when I was walking to my 12 p.m. discussion at the top …