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Smart Projector’s Insecurities Manifest, “Why Does Everyone Else Have Malware?”
Engineers at Pesarch Technologies have fallen victim to a controversy which has been described as what Pesarch CEO Lans Priceton calls “A big mistake.” In an …
New Tesla Model Will Turn Itself Around If You Don’t Cut that Shit Out
Late last month, standing in front of a crowd of reporters and tech elites, Elon Musk proudly announced the newest model in Tesla’s line of self-driving …
Apple Brings Back Outsourced Jobs from Overseas, Releases Dumb Watch
Next Monday, millions across the nation will wait in line to buy the newest and most streamlined addition to Apple’s ever-growing product line — the Apple …
Confused Man Awakens from VR, Tries Gaming in Real Life
After falling asleep from playing in VR for a week straight, 27-year-old Kurt Ambrose woke up confused and in a crazed state in his bedroom, believing …
Local Sci-Fi Author “Overly Optimistic” about Technological Advances in Next 20 Years
San Diego science fiction author Mike Roberts announced on Monday the release of his next book, “Moon Colony: 2025.” The “science fiction masterpiece,” as it has …
Apple CEO Haunted by iPhone 7 Feedback, Steve Jobs’ Ghost
Just two weeks after Apple’s September 2016 Keynote, the newly announced iPhone 7 has been met with negative feedback due to the phone’s lack of headphone …
iPod Maker Apple Announces Plans to Develop Mobile Phone
Apple Inc., a Cupertino-based tech startup best known for releasing a portable music player in the previous decade, just announced a projected release date for their …
Elon Musk Plans Underwater Mars Colony
SpaceX CEO Elon Musk recently released an ambitious plan to colonize Mars, finding a way to make his lifelong fetish of living on the Red Planet …
