Steven Zhou

Steven Zhou was made in Canada and designed in California. He tolerates writing and has been occasionally funny since 2016.

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Re-Gifting PCP

Written by: Steven Zhou

Point: Re-gifting Should Become a More Socially Acceptable Practice Gifting culture needs to change now. I recently went to a Secret Santa party with all my …

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Congress Increases Government Transparency, Will Install New Windows

Written by: Steven Zhou

Following accusations of a biased closed confirmation hearing of Brett Kavanaugh, Congress passed a Republican-sponsored bill “increasing congressional transparency” by installing larger glass windows on the …

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Sun Given a One-Star Yelp Review by NASA Astronomers

Written by: Steven Zhou

Once thought to be the hottest spot in the Solar System, the Sun recently received a shockingly low one-star Yelp review from NASA astronomers. Their reasoning …

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Upcoming 2018 Blue Wave Turns Out to Be a Tsunami

Written by: Steven Zhou

After extensively studying the recent voting trends, political scientists and climate scientists have concluded that the imminent “Blue Wave” in the upcoming elections is in fact …

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Local 34-Year-Old Couch Potato Decides To Take Up Snowboarding

Written by: Steven Zhou

Following the 2018 Winter Olympics medal ceremony in which American teenagers Chloe Kim and Red Gerard earned gold medals in snowboarding, average couch potato Eaton McDonald …