The MQ
New Study Finds Nothing Really, Like, Matters, Dude
A new study from the Institute of the Pacific found that like, when you think about it dude, none of this shit matters. The study was …
Scientists Finally Uncover the Mystery of Dog Reproduction
A recent study by the University of California, San Diego Biology department has revealed, after so many years, just how canines reproduce. This discovery was facilitated …
Supreme Court Makes Historic Decision, Language of Love Not a Recognized Dialect
The Supreme Court passed down a landmark decision last month, ruling that the “Language of Love” was not a dialect in the eyes of the US …
Study Finds Slamming Tables to be Cause of the United States’ Strength as Nation
A new study found that the act of standing up during corporate meetings and frustratingly lashing out by slamming one’s hands on various conference tables is …
Gas Prices at Record Lows, Still Higher Than Your GPA
Last Tuesday gas prices finally reached a record low, after dropping steadily for the last few months. Unfortunately for you, however, they still haven’t managed to …
