- Good, wholesome family fun
- Oscar-winner Tom Hanks on a raft with a volleyball
- My goddamn tax money
- Apparently birthmarks are back in style
- All four members of Metallica ominously playing “Sandman”
- Blood. So much blood
- A historical reenactment of the Battle of the Bulge performed non ironically
- A naturalized Syrian refugee
- Singles over 50 speed dating
- Scrotums. That one’s on you
Last modified: February 3, 2019
