November 1, 2023 Read it and weep profusely. Volume XXX Issue II

Written by: The MQ

  1. Good, wholesome family fun
  2. Oscar-winner Tom Hanks on a raft with a volleyball
  3. My goddamn tax money
  4. Apparently birthmarks are back in style
  5. All four members of Metallica ominously playing “Sandman”
  6. Blood. So much blood
  7. A historical reenactment of the Battle of the Bulge performed non ironically
  8. A naturalized Syrian refugee
  9. Singles over 50 speed dating
  10. Scrotums. That one’s on you

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