- Androids only worth three-fifths of a vote
- Whether two dogs can get gay-married to a slippery slope
- Kanye West declared a deity, separation of Church and State reconsidered
- Most political scandals involve figuring out which of the candidates are actually the product of a time travel incident
- Half the candidates are trying to heighten the wall between the US and Mexico to account for flying cars
- Debate on whether the oil on Uranus should be harvested
- How to deal with the fact that Walmart has a monopoly on monopolies
- The Chinese have been slowly moving space missiles into international space
- Whether or not we need to see a candidate’s Earth certificate
- Large debate over whether or not to finally withdraw ground troops from Afghanistan
Last modified: February 3, 2019
