Written by: The MQ

  1. Androids only worth three-fifths of a vote
  2. Whether two dogs can get gay-married to a slippery slope
  3. Kanye West declared a deity, separation of Church and State reconsidered
  4. Most political scandals involve figuring out which of the candidates are actually the product of a time travel incident
  5. Half the candidates are trying to heighten the wall between the US and Mexico to account for flying cars
  6. Debate on whether the oil on Uranus should be harvested
  7. How to deal with the fact that Walmart has a monopoly on monopolies
  8. The Chinese have been slowly moving space missiles into international space
  9. Whether or not we need to see a candidate’s Earth certificate
  10. Large debate over whether or not to finally withdraw ground troops from Afghanistan

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