Top Ten Similarities Between Jury Duty And Getting an Enema

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. You have to watch a video from 1977 explaining the process first
  2. “My sister died and this is all you’re doing about it?”
  3. It’s not fun for the 12 people involved
  4. Something something obstruction of justice
  5. I wouldn’t mind missing work for either
  6. At the end of the day, you’ve learned a good lesson about how our country works
  7. There’s a lot of waiting, then dark truths coming out, and then you’re basically done
  8. You have to remember to take out the three balloons filled with coke before you go in
  9. Involves you getting a lot of refined crap
  10. An important part of the judicial process

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