Volume 32.7

ArticlesNationalNewsPolitics

Morality ‘Solved’

Written by: Sasha Vysotsky

“I might be a cicada without feelings, but the rational thing is that I still love Usha,” said Cicada Vance.Photo by Amit Roth After successfully capturing …

ArticlesCampusNewsPolitics

Chancellor Khosla ‘Draws Line’ at Censoring Hate Speech

Written by: Destiney Friday

TIMELY WARNING: Suspect suspected, call (714) 227-4834 if spotted.Photo by Amit Roth On May 6, the Office of the Chancellor sent out a school wide email …

ArticlesCampusNewsTech

Students Trapped in Pokéballs Following Canvas Hack

Written by: Aidan Moran

RIMAC to be converted to fighting-type gym.Photo by Amit Roth On May 7, ShinyHunters, a self-proclaimed “white hat” cybercrime ring, compromised schoolwork platform Canvas. In additon …

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There Are No Third Spaces Anymore! vs Get A Second Job, Dumbass!

Written by: Nadia Marigold

Point: There Are No Third Spaces Anymore! The third space — a place that isn’t work or home — is a nearly extinct presence in modern …

ArticlesCampusLocalNews

Research Department Observes Theoretical Beach

Written by: The MQ and David Muñoz

“So this is what those beach episodes in anime were about?” said one weebish researcher.Photo by Amit Roth I n a shocking discovery made by “particularly …

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Grok Put in Time Out Again

Written by: The MQ

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