Volume 26 Issue 5

Sunday Comics

The Finals Metamorphosis

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

The Finals Metamorphosis
By Kaz Nuckowski

Features

Alien Sighted on Campus

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten

Top Ten Reasons The Chickens Are Staging a Coup

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Reasons The Chickens Are Staging a Coup They realized they were low in thepecking order It was better than running around liketheir heads were …

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Freshman Fails in Search for Crush’s Mysterious Boyfriend Who ‘Doesn’t go here’

Written by: Saul Chaplin

Jacobs said, “If she has a boyfriend, then why does she keep popping up on my roommate’s Tinder?”Photo by Sharon Roth Joel Jacobs, a first year in …

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New Study Shows Mental Illnesses are Apparently “Not Moods”

Written by: Miranda May

Students were dismissive of the movement, with one saying “They should just be more positive.”Photo by Jay Noonan New findings from a study conducted by the UCSD …

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Florida Crocodiles Sue Croc Brand Footwear Over Trademark Dispute

Written by: Megan Cox

The court struggled to find jurors unbiased towards Crocs.Photo by Jack Yang After years of dispute, a group of Florida crocodiles is filing a discrimination lawsuit against …

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Disneyland and UC System Compete for Highest Prices

Written by: Pilan Scruggs

UCSD and Disney are also currently engaged in a trademark dispute over the name “King Triton.”Photo by Sharon Roth With spring and summer break just around the …