Volume 26 Issue 5

Sunday Comics

We’ll Get There When We Get There

Written by: Gage Tanzman

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? NO!!!

ArticlesOpinionPoint - Counter Point

The Pole is the Worst Art Piece on Campus vs. ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.– — ..-

Written by: Matthew Miltimore

Point: The Pole is the Worst Art piece on Campus At the end of my senior year of high school, I found myself facing one of …

Sunday Comics

The Finals Metamorphosis

Written by: Kaz Nuckowski

The Finals Metamorphosis
By Kaz Nuckowski

Features

Alien Sighted on Campus

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten

Top Ten Reasons The Chickens Are Staging a Coup

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Reasons The Chickens Are Staging a Coup They realized they were low in thepecking order It was better than running around liketheir heads were …

ArticlesCampusNews

Freshman Fails in Search for Crush’s Mysterious Boyfriend Who ‘Doesn’t go here’

Written by: Saul Chaplin

Jacobs said, “If she has a boyfriend, then why does she keep popping up on my roommate’s Tinder?”Photo by Sharon Roth Joel Jacobs, a first year in …

ArticlesCampusNews

New Study Shows Mental Illnesses are Apparently “Not Moods”

Written by: Miranda May

Students were dismissive of the movement, with one saying “They should just be more positive.”Photo by Jay Noonan New findings from a study conducted by the UCSD …