Volume 25 Issue 2
Area Student Breaks World Record for Number of Questions Asked During Single Lecture
Area student Jakob Stokowski broke the Guinness World Record for the number of questions asked during a one-hour college lecture last Monday morning. Stokowski asked his …
Local Haunted House Decorated with All the Things Millennials Killed
Last week, La Jolla cat owner and self-proclaimed “Head of the Homeowners Association” Jessica Smith convinced her community to enhance an alleged “paranormal” home into a …
Top Ten Reasons the Aliens Have Yet to Take Over
1. They only visited Ohio
2. Not enough “S” spots
3. They don’t want to deal with climate change
4. Oxygen is incredibly poisonous to most intelligent life
5. They only put in the effort to learn hieroglyphics, and now they have to start over
6. Education is free on Mars
7. They knew that if they all came here, we’d all want to fuck them
8. They don’t want to eat dinner with your racist uncle
9. You think they haven’t taken over?
10. Budget cuts
Fourth-Year Student Discovers Textbooks Have More Than Just Homework Codes
The reaction by other UCSD students to this post was mixed, though a majority of the comments chastised her for marking the post “FREE” when there …
