Written by: The MQ

  1. They only visited Ohio
  2. Not enough “S” spots
  3. They don’t want to deal with climate change
  4. Oxygen is incredibly poisonous to most intelligent life
  5. They only put in the effort to learn hieroglyphics, and now they have to start over
  6. Education is free on Mars
  7. They knew that if they all came here, we’d all want to fuck them
  8. They don’t want to eat dinner with your racist uncle
  9. You think they haven’t taken over?
  10. Budget cuts

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