- They only visited Ohio
- Not enough “S” spots
- They don’t want to deal with climate change
- Oxygen is incredibly poisonous to most intelligent life
- They only put in the effort to learn hieroglyphics, and now they have to start over
- Education is free on Mars
- They knew that if they all came here, we’d all want to fuck them
- They don’t want to eat dinner with your racist uncle
- You think they haven’t taken over?
- Budget cuts
Last modified: January 15, 2019
