“The plants are terrified.”
- Anno Hideaki,
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My grandma ate my homework and then died Until we find a better alternative to actual paper, I refuse to print mine The guy that I …
Print out the lyrics and then eat the page Drink some water, hold your breath and then stand upside down Sing the song backwards “Jenny took …
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In order to draw viewers into watching his State of the Union Address, President Biden introduced several changes to the way he delivered the speech. To …
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Chancellor Pradeep Khosla announced Nocturnal Enrollment, UC San Diego’s latest plan to increase enrollment. This new program, set to begin during the 2024–2025 academic year, will …
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