- Print out the lyrics and then eat the page
- Drink some water, hold your breath and then stand upside down
- Sing the song backwards
- “Jenny took custody of my favorite song in the divorce”
- Hydrogen peroxide will get it right out
- Listen to the song over and over again, cutting off the end by a second each time until you think it doesn’t exist
- Listen to experimental jazz
- Embrace the subtle screaming that emanates from your subconscious
- Get hit by a car and kicked in the head by a horse at the same time
- Just open a window
Last modified: January 3, 2019
