Written by: The MQ

  1. Print out the lyrics and then eat the page
  2. Drink some water, hold your breath and then stand upside down
  3. Sing the song backwards
  4. “Jenny took custody of my favorite song in the divorce”
  5. Hydrogen peroxide will get it right out
  6. Listen to the song over and over again, cutting off the end by a second each time until you think it doesn’t exist
  7. Listen to experimental jazz
  8. Embrace the subtle screaming that emanates from your subconscious
  9. Get hit by a car and kicked in the head by a horse at the same time
  10. Just open a window

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