- My grandma ate my homework and then died
- Until we find a better alternative to actual paper, I refuse to print mine
- The guy that I usually pay is out of town
- I actually have a tape recording of you saying ‘The paper is due tomorrow’
- This is classic performance art — I can’t believe I have to explain this to you
- My monkeys are on strike
- After extensive literary analysis of this novel, I’ve decided that Oscar Wilde would never write a term paper and neither will I
- I know you’re late, but what am I?
- But were you REALLY gonna read it anyway? The whole thing?
- If you told us the deadline and no one heard it, is it still due?
Last modified: January 3, 2019
