Volume 25
UCSD Giraffe Catchers Catch First Giraffe
The giraffe catchers installed in the Eucalyptus Forest unleashed mayhem last week when they caught their first giraffe. Giraffe catchers were installed in 1967 and held …
New Bed and Breakfast “Stay-cy’s Mom” Has Got It Goin’ On
After many months of waiting, I couldn’t be more excited to announce the grand opening of the prestigious new bed and breakfast, “Stay-cy’s Mom.” Run by …
UCSD Now Practicing Communism in Fall Y’all Queue
Incoming students attended their first collective assembly on campus at the RIMAC field for the Fall Y’all music festival on September 23. Students reported that aside …
Local Grandmother Struggles to Give Away the Most Food
San Diego Grandmother Ruth Klein reported difficulty upholding her usual habit of giving plenty of food to the neighborhood youth as trick-or-treaters roamed the neighborhood this …
Students Take Bank Robbery Work-Study in Lieu of Financial Aid
Chancellor Khosla revealed his upcoming plan to solve financial aid difficulties undergraduate students struggle with on Sunday. “With students complaining about the financial aid office never …
