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Study Finds Increased Alcohol Consumption Correlated with Higher GPA
Luna reportedly tries to keep his blood alcohol levels at the same number as his GPA. Photo by: Jack Yang College students who engage in alcohol …
RNC to Propose Monthly Virginity Tests for Women
McDaniel told reporters, “It takes a village to raise a child, and luckily my uterus is owned by our great village of the US of A!”Photo …
Students Prepare for Annual End-of-the-Year Galbraith Book Burning
School officials later declared the book burning event a new part of the Stuart Art Collection and titled the piece: “Disco Inferno.” Photo by Jay Noonan …
Area Man Eagerly Awaits New Album From Retired Band
Area Man Eagerly Awaits New Album From Retired Band San Diego local Alex Peartlee has expressed excitement for the next studio album by the Canadian rock …
Top Ten Reasons Your Uncle Stopped Calling You
10. You stole his identity
9. You stopped sending him birthday money
8. Nobody calls anymore, maybe you should text him instead
7. He used his “phone a friend” on you, but you disappointed him
6. Uncle Sam got mad at you for draft-dodging
5. You drank his good beer
4. He’s with the cool kids now, don’t ruin this for him
3. He found out you’re wearing a wire
2. You accidentally called him “Dad” during your last reunion and things are awkward now
1. He lost his phone
Top Ten Uncommon Ways to Show Love For Your Partner
Leave a dead bird on their doorstep Give them your Netflix password Strategically withhold all showings of affection Find them a pretty rock that “made you …
Actors In 50s “Too Young” to Play Opposite Women in 20s
Multiple actors in Hollywood have recently revealed that they were victims of ageism, being turned down for roles that were intended to be romantic opposites of …
