Written by: The MQ

  1. You stole his identity
  2. You stopped sending him birthday money
  3. Nobody calls anymore, maybe you should text him instead
  4. He used his “phone a friend” on you, but you disappointed him
  5. Uncle Sam got mad at you for draft-dodging
  6. You drank his good beer
  7. He’s with the cool kids now, don’t ruin this for him
  8. He found out you’re wearing a wire
  9. You accidentally called him “Dad” during your last reunion and things are awkward now
  10. He lost his phone

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