- You stole his identity
- You stopped sending him birthday money
- Nobody calls anymore, maybe you should text him instead
- He used his “phone a friend” on you, but you disappointed him
- Uncle Sam got mad at you for draft-dodging
- You drank his good beer
- He’s with the cool kids now, don’t ruin this for him
- He found out you’re wearing a wire
- You accidentally called him “Dad” during your last reunion and things are awkward now
- He lost his phone
Last modified: March 12, 2019
