Destiney Friday
Philippine Political Dynasty Declares Trump ‘Woke’
Trump allegedly plans to annex the Philippines again in a reported “power move.”Photo by Amit Roth Early Monday morning, thousands gathered in Davao City, Philippines for …
HDH Replaces Dryers with Pizza Ovens
Last month, HDH announced the emergency closure of every laundry room on campus, providing no further explanation for the decision. This past week, HDH sent out …
STOP Polluting Our Children’s Minds! vs. Hey, I Love That Show!
POINT: STOP Polluting Our Children’s Minds! Oh you liberals really did it this time. After months of nagging from the old lady to become more “involved” …
Dear Emily Queue: Family-Free Thanksgiving Edition
Dear Emily Queue, how do I tell my grandparents I don’t want to see them this year? I live my life by one crucial rule: only …
Screw All of You: A Manifesto
I was sitting by my Victorian-style windowsill, indulging in my most recent summer read — Lolita, for the complex historical perspectives — when I heard the …
Mysterious Chef Seen in Revelle Construction Zone
This past week, the Vice Chancellor’s office announced the opening of another construction zone in Revelle Plaza, effectively closing the entire walkway. This announcement came just …
