Top Ten Institutions More Legitimate Than the Supreme Court

10. The Burger King Court
11. Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters
12. Three children in a trench coat trying to get into an R-rated movie
13. Your local elementary school’s PTA
14. The Roman empire under Caligula
15. The board of your iCarly fan club
16. The D.A.R.E. campaign committee
17. A big ball of rats wearing a crown
18. Blockbuster
19. The “no girls allowed” club you and your friend set up in first grade