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Top Ten Institutions More Legitimate Than the Supreme Court

  1. The Burger King Court
  2. Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters
  3. Three children in a trench coat trying to get into an R-rated movie
  4. Your local elementary school’s PTA
  5. The Roman empire under Caligula
  6. The board of your iCarly fan club
  7. The D.A.R.E. campaign committee
  8. A big ball of rats wearing a crown
  9. Blockbuster
  10. The “no girls allowed” club you and your friend set up in first grade

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