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There Is No Ethical Investing vs. Suck My Penis-Shaped NFT

Written by: Dylan Schmidt

POINT: There Is No Ethical Investing I’ve always been dubious about anything that’s supposedly “free.” I glare at the “free” samples at Costco and swat away …

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UCSD To Be Sold to Satan

Written by: Seán Hartnett

“Damn it… or is that too soon?” one student asked.Photo by Jordan Whitlow Since becoming the subject of much controversy after his alleged mishandling of the …

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UCSD to Hold Crow-Killing Event for Halloween

Written by: Beth Becker

“Actually, I’m pretty sure these are ravens,” said ornithologist Richard Roper.Photo by Dylan Schmidt This Sunday, Vice Chancellor Alistar Ornth announced that UC San Diego would …

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Boeing ‘Nearly Fucked’

Written by: Liv Gilbert

The new Boeing 737s will reportedly feature coin slots which must be continuouslyfed in order to keep the plane in the air.Photo by Liv Gilbert Amidst …

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I Killed Journalism

Written by: Alberto Ruiz

I killed it. Yup… it was me. Every time I clicked on a Washington Post article and I was refused entry, I slowly held the pillow …

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Police Forbid Hunting and Gathering in Wake of Hurricane

Written by: Annelise McCullough

“You think hunting and gathering is bad?” said one police officer. “Some of these sickos are growingtheir own crops!”Photo by Liv Gilbert In the aftermath of …

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Geisel Library Hours Cut to 27 Minutes Per Week

Written by: Erica Rosslee

According to a recent report, the number of books being borrowed from the library has remained unaffected.Photo by Liv Gilbert Effective this school year, UC San …

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I Walked from Warren to Muir and Ended up in Tijuana

Written by: Naomika Nadkarni

This campus is huge and incredibly confusing to navigate. I’m a first-year student, and nobody told me just how bad it would be when I was …

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