Volume 31 Issue 2

Top Ten

Top Ten Reasons to Skip Lecture

Written by: The MQ

ArticlesCampusNews

UCSD Student Uses School Health Insurance

Written by: James Woolley

“I’m really glad people are finally starting to use our resources!” said UC Health oozeologist Alexander Dribble. “We’ve seen an ∞% increase from zero to one …

ArticlesCampusNews

Birch Aquarium to Partner with HDH to Recoup Losses During Renovation

Written by: Christopher Felix

“Some of these fish will kill you, but so would some other dining hall food,” saidFoodworx employee Jade Diaz.Photo by Erica Rosslee This month, Birch Aquarium …

Center SpreadFeatures

The MQ Plans a School Dance

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten

Top Ten Reasons You Deserve a Little Treat

Written by: The MQ

ArticlesEditorialOpinion

The Internet Has Made Me a Better Person

Written by: Gavriel Feria

People can be complicated. How is it that every time I go on TikTok I can’t avoid some random content creator who I’ve never heard of …

ArticlesNews

Separated Couple Fights Over Divorce Attorney

Written by: Morris Custodes

“The scales of justice swing both ways,” said Bernice Parentson.Photo by Theo Erickson A recent string of anonymous forum posts on a legal advice website have …

Top Ten

Top Ten Easy Halloween Costumes

Written by: The MQ

Sunday Comics

McDonald’s E. Coli Outbreak

Written by: Theo Erickson

ArticlesEditorialOpinion

This School Puts Us in Boxes

Written by: Janice Kim

I don’t mean this in a metaphorical way. The email will tell you that you’re being summoned to the “Box Room” at once. When it does, …