June 3, 2026 You look delectable. Volume XXXII Issue VII

Top Ten Reasons You Deserve a Little Treat

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

October 30, 2024

  1. Woke up before 12
  2. Experienced an awkward silence
  3. Changed lanes
  4. Logged into your email
  5. Made it halfway through this Top Ten
  6. Bug in shower
  7. Watched the news
  8. Checking account earned two cents
    of interest
  9. Neighbor coveted your goods
  10. You’re near MOM’s anyway

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