Volume 30 Issue 4
Please, Just Let Me Live in the Future
I was born in the wrong generation. Everyone seems to have lost their minds! To let Dogecoin die? To not let Elon Musk into your brain …
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College Football Announces New Fan Voting System for Playoffs
Starting in the 2024–25 season, the NCAA will premier a new 12-team playoff bracket, instead of the controversial four-team bracket that the playoffs began in 2014. …
How to Sports Bet Your Way into Millions of Dollars
With Super Bowl LVIII just around the corner, there should be exactly one thing on your mind: how can I profit off of the biggest betting …
Congressional Committee Distracted by Fly
“Kids these days have terrible attention spans… Wait, what’s that?” asked Senator Joe Manchin.Photo by Erica Rosslee A closed-door hearing for the Joint Congressional Committee on …
