- Intense sweating
- You don’t want to drop your water bottle
- Crying only makes it harder
- Your dad used to do it every day
- You can pay someone to make it easier
- You’d think weed would make it more pleasurable, but you’d be sorely mistaken
- It’s really funny if you push the guy next to you
- You can’t wait to go home
- If someone dies, everyone else passes
- You pray that the curve is forgiving
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