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Running the Numbers

Written by: The MQ

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Raccoons to Exterminate Pitcher Plants that Exterminate Raccoons

Written by: Janice Kim

“I’m too smart to fall into a pitcher PLAAAAAAAAAAANT!” said one student.Photo by Jordan Whitlow After a record number of students were offered on-campus housing through …

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The MQ’s Self-Help Book

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AI-Run X Accounts Devalue Words, Pictures Now Worth 2000

Written by: Amit Roth

“Forcing my oomfs to take the Turing Test”, said one X user.Photo by Amit Roth and Claire Cover Twitter, formally known as X, allowed users to …

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The MQ’s Laboratory

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Traffic Laws Apply to Scooters Too vs. Huh? I Can’t Hear You Through My AirPods

Written by: Gavriel Feria

Point: Traffic Laws Apply to Scooters Too It totally didn’t surprise me last week when I was walking to my 12 p.m. discussion at the top …

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Early Spring Horoscopes

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State to Become Church

Written by: Ren Wallace

“What if thy neighbor is a Democrat?” asked Alito.Photo by Ezra Bihis Following a 233-year-long separation, Church and State reunited in the US Department of Justice …