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Top Fifteen Similarities between Your Iced Coffee and Your Nagging Mother
You always feel the need to poop 15 minutes afterwards Part of Dad’s morning ritual Cause of a screaming match with the Anaheim Starbucks barista Freud’s …
Top Ten Issues of the 2064 Election
Androids only worth three-fifths of a vote Whether two dogs can get gay-married to a slippery slope Kanye West declared a deity, separation of Church and …
Top Ten Similarities Between Jury Duty And Getting an Enema
You have to watch a video from 1977 explaining the process first “My sister died and this is all you’re doing about it?” It’s not fun …
Top Ten Reasons Why OxiClean Couldn’t Quite Get That Stain Out
You still haven’t made your five easy payments of $9.95 It’s not a stain; it’s modern art. Please sir, you’re at the MOMA, get out OxiClean …
