- Fighting on the playground
- The human body contains about 3.5 more liters of blood than your bucket can handle
- The realization that life is just series of arbitrary goals, the meaning of which doesn’t ultimately bring you happiness, but also there’s this midterm coming up
- Guns and butter
- People no longer solve problems by dancing and singing like they did in high school
- “Ok, so I’ve got 70 dollars to spend on food per week and only eating ice cream costs me 80 dollars. I’m going to have to start eating things other than ice cream”
- Showing up late to class because you ran into that prankster ghost, Peeves
- That moment when you checked your phone during Chem 6C and your teacher put it in a Vitamix blender and made you drink it as a smoothie
- You’ve only got one fire extinguisher. Roommate or ceiling?
- Ow, that fucking door again
Top Ten Problems You First Encounter In College
Last modified: February 3, 2019
