- Grabbing a shopping cart instead of a basket. You’re just slowing yourself down
- Being a participant in the trampling death of that old woman, but also your new flat screen is curved and that’s pretty nice
- Texting while driving
- Designing your barricade poorly. Provided it’s hit the right way, all force is focused on one bolt and the barricade will shear and kill one of your employees
- Taking out a third mortgage on your house to buy Thanksgiving decorations in bulk
- Thinking Black Friday was a month-long thing. For the past few weeks you’ve been punching toddlers in the face for no reason
- Buying the store’s entire supply of milk. Now you have to drink all of this in seven days or you’re going to lose money
- Going to Best Buy in a blue polo shirt
- Not reading carefully enough, and coming back with a set of 12 nonstick paninis
- Forgetting it was Black Friday
Top Ten Regrets from Black Friday
Last modified: February 3, 2019
