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The MQ Goes on a Quest
After being cooped up inside on our computers for way too long, we decided to embark on a journey just to feel some sort of exhilaration…
The MQ Gets Left Alone
We were about to go on a trip with our family, when we were left home alone! And, before you ask, it’s not because we’re forgettable. …
The MQ Gets Bought Out in a Hostile Takeover
recently, we were bought out by some awesome, sweet, and superHot businEssmen! and we totally had a say in it! they’ve changed aLmost everything about our paPer in the best way possible! we’re so gratefUl for the sophiSticated new ideas they’ve added to our team! We need to CAPITALIZE on this chance.
The MQ Predicts Your Future
Class suggestions, Dream Interpretations, and more!
The MQ Delicately Sniffles into a Handkerchief and Bids a Teary Farewell to Our Graduating Editors
As the year comes to a close, The MQ wants to honor those among us whose time at UCSD is ending. While we couldn’t find a good way to express our admiration and respect for them, we figured making fun of them should suffice. We present to you The MQ’s graduating editors, featuring actual words they’ve said during MQ meetings.
The MQ Writes A Poem:
The MQ tries its hand at Poetry.
