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The MQ Predicts Your Future

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Class suggestions, Dream Interpretations, and more!

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The MQ Delicately Sniffles into a Handkerchief and Bids a Teary Farewell to Our Graduating Editors

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As the year comes to a close, The MQ wants to honor those among us whose time at UCSD is ending. While we couldn’t find a good way to express our admiration and respect for them, we figured making fun of them should suffice. We present to you The MQ’s graduating editors, featuring actual words they’ve said during MQ meetings.

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Luigi’s Travel Blog

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The MQ Writes A Poem:

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The MQ tries its hand at Poetry.

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We trained an AI on 1,000 hours of YouTube cooking videos and it turned into a YouTuber

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Well, we done messed this
one up. Our bad. The interns
we stole from reputable
engineering companies were
SUPPOSED to create an AI,
force it to watch 1,000 hours
of cooking videos on YouTube,
and then have it make us tasty
treats in eternal servitude…

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The MQ Writes an Essay

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What You Did During Your Hot Girl Summer

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Whether you’re a hot girl, hot boy, or a hot person, we can all agree the record breaking heat wave over the summer was something we’re still recovering from. It was going to be a summer to remember, but it turned into one you’ll never forget. But in case you do, here’s what you were up to over the last three months, or seven years, or however long this has been. At least you got through it! We think.

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Anatomy of the Apathetic

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Do you hate how some people care so little about politics? Do you interact with people who “just can’t even” with everything in life? After extensive research, we’ve narrowed down the specifics of what makes up an apathetic person. Take a look, if you care.

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The MQscars

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Inessential Oils

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