“The plants are terrified.”
- Anno Hideaki,
Vegetarian
recently, we were bought out by some awesome, sweet, and superHot businEssmen! and we totally had a say in it! they’ve changed aLmost everything about our paPer in the best way possible! we’re so gratefUl for the sophiSticated new ideas they’ve added to our team! We need to CAPITALIZE on this chance.
The premier satire magazine at UC San Diego.
Last modified: October 31, 2021
Half-Dome Lounge
Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m.
Contact us by pager, or just join our Discord.
In order to draw viewers into watching his State of the Union Address, President Biden introduced several changes to the way he delivered the speech. To …
Ask not what satire can do for you, but what you can do for satire
Milking the joke for all it's worth
Chancellor Pradeep Khosla announced Nocturnal Enrollment, UC San Diego’s latest plan to increase enrollment. This new program, set to begin during the 2024–2025 academic year, will …
We're giving ourselves concussions!
Laughing at our own jokes since 1988
Satire on the rocks
Just divorced ❤️