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Dining Hall Drinks Require Biometric Scans

Written by: Claire Cover

In a controversial move, Housing, Dining and Hospitality has partnered with PepsiCo and Amazon to introduce a line of all-new soft drink machines that use biometrics …

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ICE Sets Sights on Canadians

Written by: Cardi ​

Following the Trump administration’s promise to “carry out the largest domestic deportation operation in American history,” random stops and arrests are on the rise. Despite the …

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Mind Control Made ‘Believable’

Written by: Titus Chan

Self-proclaimed “scientist” Kray D. Bill has recently become the center of attention on X, formerly known as Twitter, after claiming to have discovered mind control. “When …

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Legislator Campaigns for ‘Trump Love’

Written by: Kiên Vu

On Monday, House Representative Niedaman Inme (R-Georgia) introduced legislation that would criminalize the depiction of “unnatural relationships” in children’s media. Taking aim at “woke media corporations” …

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Academy Awards Voting Body Revealed to Be ‘Four White Men’

Written by: Ethan Erickson

On March 2, the 97th annual Oscars were held at the Dolby Theater in Los Angeles, one mile away from the recent Palisades fire. During the …

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Open Season Declared On Seals

Written by: Jules Ausbrooks

On March 3, the Trump administration announced that beginning in April, they will allow the hunting of a previously protected endangered species of seals. According to …

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Google Debuts Uneditable Spellchecker for Names

Written by: Iris Hochwalt

Following President Trump’s inauguration, Alphabet, Google’s parent company, announced that they were debuting a new feature across Google products: spell check for names. “For too long …

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UC San Diego Office For Students With Disabilities Under Oversight

Written by: Iris Hochwalt

The UC San Diego Office for Students with Disabilities (OSD) has asked the UCSD ADA Coordinator to provide oversight after precedented delays in sending out student …

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PETA Breaks into Scripps Institute of Oceanography

Written by: Titus Chan

Recently, activists from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) broke into the Scripps Institute of Oceanography in response to “blatant animal cruelty” in a …

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Money Talks

Written by: Justin Xu

Social media influencer Rich Boye went viral recently with claims that the cash in his wallet had gained the ability to produce human speech, and that …