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Local Student Receives 1500 On SAT, Says Mother

Written by: Abby Offenhauser

Local high school junior Geoffrey Patrick Anderson received a score of 1500 on his SAT last week. According to a news tip emailed to a local …

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Students Start ‘School Idol’ Group

Written by: Cardi ​

Due to the reduction in UC San Diego’s budget, some students have begun to worry about the school’s lifespan. Motivated by these fears, a few “enthusiastic” …

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Target CEO To Come Out As Bisexual Following DEI Rollback

Written by: Ren Wallace

During an emergency press conference outside the Target headquarters, CEO Brian Cornell publicly came out as bisexual, citing “lived experience and a revived pride for financial …

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VaporHealth CEO Reveals New Vaping Accessories to ‘Live Up to Their Name’

Written by: Kocheng Lin

VaporHealth’s CEO and marketing extraordinaire, Siggie Smok, announced that the company will be “firing up” their new accessory brand, VaporAccess. The line of vaping accessories “takes …

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UCSD Theatre Facing Budget Cuts, Forced to Produce ‘Non-Woke’ Plays

Written by: Claire Cover

Amid the wave of theatres losing funding as the federal government cuts National Endowment for the Arts grants, UC San Diego threatened the Department of Theatre …

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Famous Critic Says This And That About Recent Movie

Written by: Sophie Pubb

Over the last week, acclaimed film critic Arnold Armchair uploaded a series of posts on X about Fodder, aspiring filmmaker Cammy Camera’s debut film. Many X …

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Free Speech Privatized

Written by: Titus Chan

On Monday, May 26, President Trump announced that speech as defined by the First Amendment would no longer be free. “You guys know, this country is …

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Dining Hall Drinks Require Biometric Scans

Written by: Claire Cover

In a controversial move, Housing, Dining and Hospitality has partnered with PepsiCo and Amazon to introduce a line of all-new soft drink machines that use biometrics …

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ICE Sets Sights on Canadians

Written by: Cardi ​

Following the Trump administration’s promise to “carry out the largest domestic deportation operation in American history,” random stops and arrests are on the rise. Despite the …

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Mind Control Made ‘Believable’

Written by: Titus Chan

Self-proclaimed “scientist” Kray D. Bill has recently become the center of attention on X, formerly known as Twitter, after claiming to have discovered mind control. “When …