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Students Move Into Empty Classrooms to Overcome the Housing Crisis
“I had a dream I went to class naked, and then I woke up, naked and in class,” said Lay.Photo by Jack Yang UCSD has recently begun …
Theology Professor Criticized for Requiring Students to Buy Bibles with Access Codes
“I took an abridged version of this course by just staring at the Vices and Virtues building for three hours,” stated Peter.Photo by Chiara Ng Earlier …
UCSD Invests in Alarm Clock System Disguised as Construction
“Ever since this construction, I’ve been having really vivid dreams of two Transformers going at it,” said Hertz.Photo by Julia Wong Throughout campus, students at UCSD …
U.S. Successfully Withdraws from Afghanistan: “The Pull- Out Method Wins Again”
“Reminds me of when I was in the cervix, I mean service,” recalls one veteran.Photo by Chiara Ng In a recent interview, former President George W. …
Fighter Jet Flyovers of Campus to Increase
A random onlooker cried out: “It’s a bird, it’s a plane, oh fuck, it is a plane!”Photo by Yuri Bukhradze UCSD students have long dealt with …
RA Expecting to Bust a Party Accidentally Busts a Lecture
“I knew they were having a party,” insisted Letale. “Why else would they have their hands up?”Photo by Jack Yang Resident Advisor Tad Letale recounted his most …
Defaced Lecture Hall Causes Quantum Controversy
“I’m so confused, I thought hall was spelled with one ‘L,’” asked Macalou.Photo By Julia Wong The UCSD community was met with shock last Wednesday after …
What College Are You In? vs. Who Cares?
Point: You’ll Never Get Ahold of Me Lucky Charms! By Anna Ying First-Year Hi! What college are you in? I’m in Seventh. What’s your major? I’m …
UCSD Campus Police Crack Down on Post-It Art Returns to Stop and Frisk
“This is a sticky situation, we have to handle it carefully,” Stork explained.Photo by Sharon Roth Many UCSD students took dorm decor to the next level with …
UCSD Announces “Bold, Firm” Plan to Decarbonize “by the Time the Earth is Swallowed by the Sun”
“Green energy? Sorry, I don’t see color,” claimed Khosla.Photo by Sharon Roth Following years of pressure by campus climate activists, UCSD admin declared their intention to “fully …
