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UCSD Announces Therapy Furries Program
After discovering the success of Therapy Fluffies, UCSD has created a new program to help students de-stress without having to battle dander allergies. On Thursday, UCSD …
Millennials Dump Illuminati, Embrace Scientology as Ultimate Truth
In a surprising mass exodus, millennials are beginning to leave the Illuminati, one of the United States’ most popular cults, for a more “retro” form of …
