Rhys Shriver
Manic Pixie Dream Girl Chosen to Be New Movie Lead
Last Sunday, October 29, famous director Garrold Scottgard announced his decision to cast Burgundy Jennson in a completely unwanted live-action version of the popular anime and …
Local Furry Uses Halloween to Avoid Judgement
Recently, sophomore student Jane Doe has announced her plan to dress up as a tiger this Halloween, confurming her friends’ suspicions and shocking the general populace. …
Local Man Incorrectly Insists He Finally Knows What LGBT Stands For
Yesterday, after several weeks of self-proclaimed careful thought and intensive research, local man Ross Christopher has reportedly “finally figured out what LGBT stands for.” “I didn’t …
Area Mom Excited to See Son, Area Student Excited to See PlayStation 4
The school year is ending soon, and many parents are getting excited at the thought of their children coming back home. Area mom Caitlyn Lettie is …
